var quotes=new Array() //
quotes[0] = "Nonsense, man! They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist- (The last words of U.S. Gen. John B. Sedgewick as he sized up the Battle of Spotsylvania in 1864.)"
quotes[1] = "There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry! (Gen. George Armstrong Custer)"
quotes[2] = "Gone With The Wind is going to be the biggest flop in Hollywood history! (Gary Cooper, turning down the role of Rhett Butler)"
quotes[3] = "Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction! (Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872)"
quotes[4] = "Pre-empt Doris Day? Are you out of your mind?! (CBS President Bob Wood in 1970, turning down the chance to broadcast Monday Night Football.)"
quotes[5] = "We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. (Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962)"
quotes[6] = "Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?! (H. M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927)"
quotes[7] = "God himself could not sink this ship! (Deckhand on the Titanic, April 10, 1912.)"
quotes[8] = "You would make a ship sail against the winds and currents by lighting a bonfire under her deck...I have no time for such nonsense! (Napoleon, commenting on Fulton's Steamship)"


var Q = quotes.length;
var whichquotes=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
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